Fucking Machine Buyers Guide
Confusing Choices?
There are lots of Fucking Machine options. There are other machines on the market from mass produced plastic toys to very high end, very expensive contraptions that take up as much space as a treadmill. KTM Enterprises, LLC manufactures a variety of machines for every lifestyle and every budget. Our mission has always been and always will be to offer the public reasonable prices, superior service and quality machines.
It is likely you have reviewed other machines, read others website about how "great" they are and why you should buy from them. We do not intend to make claims that our machines are the "best" on the market and every other machine is horrible. We would like to educate you on a simple facts of our company, our machines and make the buying decision a bit easier. It would be safe to say most cannot ask their neighbor "Hey, how did that last Fucking Machine you purchased work?" or "Mom, is that Hide-a-Cock doing it for you?". We are here to answer your questions and make sure you get the right machine to suit your particular lifestyle.
Direct from the Manufacturer
When you purchase a fucking machine from KensTwistedMind.com (owned and operated by KTM Enterprises, LLC) you are purchasing direct from the manufacturer. There is no middleman to contend with. Certainly, this affects the price you pay but more importantly we can help you make the right decision on what machine is right for you. Also, we are able to make custom modifications before the sale or even after the sale. It is important to us that you enjoy your investment and if we need to work together to supply you with the perfect machine we are very able to do so. Whether our stock machine is 1" too short, not the right color, not the right material or just too darn slow we can work with you to make the ultimate orgasmic pleasure device you have ever experienced.
Volume Pricing
Ken's Twisted Mind was established based on the principles of retail corporate giants. We figured if we applied the same principles of very successful retail operations to a small niche market of Sex Machines, Sex Toys and Erotic Gear we would certainly be successful to. As mentioned earlier our machines are not made one at a time, each machine is made in batches to lower cost. This does not mean there is a lack of attention to each fucking machine it simply means we make more and sell them for less.
Example:
1) Powder coat one machine at a cost of $125
2) Powder coat 50 machines at a cost of $15 per machine.
Powder Coating: A coating that is applied to the surface as a finely ground powder then heated above it's melting point and flows together creating a durable consistent film. The finish is extremely durable compared to conventional painting methods. This is the method we use to protect all of our machine frames.
A batch of Hide-a-Cock frames
and Versa Cock stands waiting to
enter the curing oven.
The end result is neither frame will be better than the other one will simply cost less! It takes a larger initial investment, but the cost cutting advantages lead to lower retail pricing. We apply the same philosophies to all of our products from vac-u-lock dildos, sex swings and fucking machines. In the end, the consumer ends up with a better value for their hard earned dollar. We ultimately benefit through word of mouth advertising and referrals.
Homemade Fucking Machines
Some people, usually in an effort to save money, try to build their own fucking machines or adapt commercial products. We certainly do not frown upon such an endeavor although from our experiences most folks simply cannot compete with our pricing structure. If you try to build one fucking machine at a time in your garage the end will result will certainly be a very expensive machine. Making a high quality machine requires many different skills and tools that would not be affordable for most to take on. Also, there is the issue of speed control and motor selection. We will not go into all the details of torque, amps, current, potentiometer, etc. You can definitely find the boring information elsewhere. Without the proper knowledge it can be difficult to properly choose the right components to make a safe well performing machine.
Fucking Machines - Mechanical dildo machines to provide orgasmic pleasure to men and women.
We're often asked "what's so great about Fucking Machines?" The answer is simple: Automation! Instead of a manual device that can only be used at hand speed or by a partner, a mechanical sex machine opens up a whole new dimension. The sex machines offer physical and emotional fulfillment through fantasies and pure pleasure.
KTM Enterpirses, LLC pioneered the use affordable Fucking Machines in 1999 with the launch of the Hide-a-Cock. Since then, a few others have come and gone with fucking machines. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. If you're interested in purchasing fucking machines, you might want to consider the following points before you make your decision:
Available Accessories
Although accessories are not a necessary part of your fucking machine purchase they are nice to have available. As you grow with your machine and become more comfortable with it's use you may feel the need to expand the machines versatility. We offer a wide range of accessories from Vac-u-Lock dildos, Blow job kits for male masturbation to extensions and stands that make you machine much more enjoyable.
Stroke Length
Stroke length is important as your moods will vary and different users will have different lengths of penetration they enjoy. Make sure your sex machine has easy stroke adjustment and many options to suite your taste. We are proud of our ground breaking infinite stroke adjustment on our Hide-a-Cock, Versa Cock, Sneaky Pete, Blue Balls and Furniture Mate sex machines.
Warranty
Ken's Twisted Mind offers the longest warranty of any manufacturer in the industry. Make sure your large investment is covered with a decent warranty. You may find, resellers and affiliates do not offer a warranty of any kind. Click here for more information on our IronClad warranty.
Value
Our products contain more advanced technology and more features than any offered by our competition. Many of our customers have purchased other machines prior to ours and say, after using it they would never use anything else. We suggest you shop carefully and you might want to read what others think in our Fucking Machine Testimonials section. Lastly, don't think you have to pay more to get more!
If you have any questions please contact us, we'd love to hear from you.
Ken
KTM Enterprises, LLC
KensTwistedMind.com
1(800)827-4303